How to Cut Your Dick Off in Front of Someone

I found a website that sells pretty realistic looking cocks. That I guess it's for trans people to put like, they're like real cocks. Dude, they look awesome. And I thought it would be funny to pretend to cut your dick off in front of somebody. Remember those fake dicks? I pulled my not. Those fake dicks I made for the, uh, that sketch thing. They looked real cause I pulled one time to fuck with my roommate.