The Last Fact of the Show, Andy

cardboard is so valuable on the black market that it is nicknamed beige gold. Prices were 70 pounds per ton, but doubled when coronavirus started. There have been cardboard heists and there's a cardboard mafia in Europe. If you wanted to have enough cardboard to be worth the same amount as one kilogram of gold, it would have to weigh about as much as the Statue of Liberty. We're going to do 15 minutes on cardboard - 20 if you're unlucky.