The inciting incident of the book is that a trio of hot brothers are in town. The shepherds because their dead uncle left them stuff uncle Joe. He loved Christmas. Your uncle Joseph Robinette loves Christmas Biden and he's going to sell the house plus it's not decorated even though it's on candy cane lane which is the street that the parade marches down. If this were going to be a longer story I think those were those would be like some pretty fertile like places to to go.