I Remember My Mandarin

I was called, so, my name's dan. Ovously, i was called dan dan at school. And i thought that was a really cool nickname, because everyone knew my nickname. Nd was li wa, that's so cool. And erday be like, older kids, ho, dan Dan. I only found ou it was about six years ago, whist living in england. No one told me. So i'm very proud when i get drunk and remember my mandarin. But getting drunk can improve your skills in various ways, can't it?