Lugovoy's Attempt to Poison Sasha in Moscow

A phallus tap does not scream cleanliness, does it? Of all the things you don't want a tap shape like, that's probably the last thing. You'd never fully feel clean if that's what you'd wash your hands in. What's often missing when you're on the dance floor is, of course, a gigantic penis. Do you think the guy that made the replica Elgin marbles also made the penis paraphernalia? Someone's got to polish that. We do actually know from Koften's ex-wife that he always wanted to be a porn star, so no wonder he likes it here. What a sad little man, that that would be your