The Wrath of Mr. Bluestein with Chris Parnell
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
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What Is the Original Penis Check Chart?
In ancient Abyssinia, you would compare your penis to the size of the king's foot. You used it as a sort of penis. In its own way, wouldn't you say that the ruler is the original penis check chart? Chris: How fitting that our God is now Jeeves.
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