How to Dance Like a Pro

I would hate to see a video of what I look like when I am dancing because I'm sure there's some knocking about though. Although I do have a story about dancing one time I did feel alive. With my friend Coma again actually not the same day we got the tattoo but a different day. It was about 4 o'clock in the afternoon and we went back to his house and put onto music put on this song. Woohoo Lucy Pearl don't mess with my man there. So okay Dan so we've got another one here. Do something illegal? Have you ever done anything illegal in your whole life?