The Pledge of Allegiance

We got to 10,000 patrons. We're trying to figure out what we're going to do for 11,000. Maybe Joey's going to go to a sex party and report back on it. Go to patreon.com slash the base of your yard. That first tier, you get these weekly episodes a week in advance. The next tier up, you get exclusive episodes every single Friday where you can watch the base of our yard at the beginning of the week and the end of the week. And as promised, our patrons, I am begrudgingly saying this are going to be getting a live view of me getting a Brazilian wax.