The Worst Things About Teenagers

In 2003 adults were convinced that teenagers wanted to organize everything they were doing sexually. Yellow hugging, purple kissing, red lap dance, blue oral sex, black intercourse. How does a teenage girl who is under the age of 18 and presumably hasn't been watching that much HBO even know how to give a lap dance? That's something that like old dudes in the financial sector are worried about their daughters doing. Like giving lap dance doesn't make a whole lot of sense.