Fattening Up for Fall

In this chapter, they joke about the idea of 'fattening up for fall' by comparing humans to bears and whales who add a layer of fat before cold weather. They mockingly suggest a three-step program to gain weight, recommending a caloric value meal smoothie consisting of a cheeseburger, fries, large coke, and apple pie for dessert. They also make a joke about vegetarians and suggest garnishing with White Castle hamburgers to add calories.