The Monkey Catcher Will Not Sacrifice the Part for the Whole

A monkey will come along, if you're lucky, and grab the you don't goodies, but he'll want the ones inside the jar too. And so you can catch him as a consequence of his own unregulated hypothalylamic desires. Perhaps this story is apocryphal, but as an eccentric psychology professor once told me, fiction lies to you in the most truth in the most truthful possible manner....