Is It Colder in April?

Census is done on april the first, weirdly. In alaska people go fishing and hunting when it gets warmer there. People used to prank the census in 19th century by writing down their own responses. One man listed one of the occupants of his house as peter tabby,. whose occupation is mouser and his nationality is persian. The censess representative has crossed out this line - 'This is a cat evlonit now' My favourite heavy metal band tony iomi are from sabbath town near London. I've got two real fingers because he lost his real ones while working at a metal factory. This week's show will be hosted by comedian