Don't Let Old Junk Go to Waste!

The Night Vale Youth Baseball Association is asking parents to bring any extra baseballs to tryouts. Tryouts are from 10am to 2pm with volunteer coaches Betty Lucero and Lucia Teraschenko. The City Council has now elevated the warning scale from worms with a lowercase W followed by an ellipsis to worms with a capital W and two exclamation points. It has not yet reached all caps, worms! But if something is not done, this could become a more destructive worms outbreak than the famous worm disaster of 1997.