27 - First Date
Welcome to Night Vale
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You Are Beautiful Only When You Do Beautiful Things
"I've been meaning to do some scientific tests on the trees. They seem normal, but given all that I've observed in this town, it is a significant chance that they are not," says Night Vale. Full lips aren't as beautiful as a full laugh and skinny hips aren't as attractive as a quick wit,. Think about treating others right and those others will flock to you in screaming droves. "To be sure, listener, be proud of who you are."
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