Introduction

i could effortlessly, effortlessly talk about what the fuck just happened to me, but i'm in a different place in my focking life right now, so i can't do it. H ha ho eim going to tell you the story one of these days. Oh, my god. I just have to wait till enoughFuck time goes by, and i will tell the story, and i'll tell it, and no one's going to get mad at me for it. But jesus christ, jesus fucking Christ! It's the stanley cup final. The nba finals start on morrow. And this is my fifth attempt, i must sat