The Fucking Tarmac

"I missed my connection so bad that where they hooked me up on the flight, the next flight I left at 1035 out of Toronto," he says. "It was brutal, but I didn't die. So it's fine." He adds: "At the end of the day, as long as it was, I still went from LA to Toronto to Ottawa in one day,. which was impossible up until a couple of decades ago, right? You know what I mean?"