The German Principalities: A Shopping Mall for Royal Wives

Beckett Graham: George was convinced by literally the state of his whole life, honestly, that for the good of the country, an alliance with Germany would be for the best. To that end, a list was drawn up of between nine and twenty eight German princesses. They're followed that unsuccessful candidate montage that we have seen in every mid-budget movie that we've ever seen in our lives. One after the other failed his scrutiny for reasons large and small. Be careful what you wish for, princes of Europe, because no one knows this yet, except for us.