Is There a Tampon Shortage?

Pads are off the table, ok? They're like the ephone three of feminine hygiene. Why do they call it a deva cup? I do not feel like adeva when i'm cleaning up a murder scene in the work bath. And trevor, i know what you regoin say, what about pats? It's very cute to try and help solve this problem - but pads are huge and obsolete.