The University of What It Is

Crowds of faculty from the community college have gathered around the university. They are demanding the safe return of their dean, Amanda ann light. Doctor lubell came out to talk to the protesters and seemed baffled by the uproar. But she is an object, said doctor lubell. She's a fist sized river rock. That's literally what she is. The rock is coming under no harm because rocks cannot feel harm. I am simply trying to understand how a rock could have developed the sentience to be the dean of a community college. Let's go now to a special audio puzzle. To day's puzzle is guess the sound. If you didn't get that one, i