The Importance of Waiting for a Table

"Stop with stereotyping. All right. Next, you'll say all Jews like Chinese food," he says. "You're making a joke that old Jews and doctors and worse ... which is not an insult,. It's quite a compliment." 'I'm ticked to go order,' the writer writes of being blocked by someone in line for pick up orders at his local restaurant on Christmas Day. "'What kind of Jew needs to be convinced to get Chinese food on Christmas day?' What kind of Jew? So I said, if you don't move, I'm going past you to see my food is ready.' He goes, no, we're waiting in line'