Stung Lewis and the Ghosts

Simon is sick of the stereotypical supernatural shit that people will just accept as real. Vampires are real, Lewis. And werewolves and... I knew a girl who was a vampire. Did you? Yes. Such a convoluted, like, messed up story. It's just not going to happen, is it? Ghosts. No, it doesn't have to be deep dark. It could just be, oh, and don't put too much cinnamon in your banana bread. Ooh! Remember that time on South End Beach when a jellyfish bit me. Stung Lewis's willy. And his mother had to piss over his... Whoa, whoa, whoas this urban legend