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Matteo Lane!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

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Are You Getting Monogrammed?

No turquoise jewelry, no lottery winners in the family. Do you keep the butter on the counter at your house? No. Keep it in the fridge. Did you call my mom the F word? I did. She was asking for it. We got a king size mattress, queen size. Let's go into the bedroom. You have a full set of matching towels. Uh, I mean, I have just like white towels like large up my body and some just for washing my face. And now I don't know what to do. Now I'm like, I did it. Next.

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