The Curse of Mirrors

I'm obsessed with seeing inside other people's homes Oh sure sure in just a sort of anthropologic way So for me a Beautifully wrapped gift. I don't want to know what that mirror has already seen Yes, I just want to experience it firsthand with my eyes first Never get out of when you are checking out your new fedora in that mirror about ready to go out in your zoot suit. That older gentleman in his brassiere and his adult diaper that you saw because that mirror saw that and that mirror can't Unsee those things well. And by the way your grandmother's not breathing Under that stack of top of soup cans in that car in front of target You should go