The Worst Nickname You've Had?

I was called a Haddick in early second, and still have the nickname 12 years later from people I don't even go to school with. What's the weirdest nickname you guys have had? Jack at potato. There's so many garbled vowels to say. It is why I understand a lot of books like The Wealth of The Shadows are just cruel. Robin Ashdown would skydive for two million subs - but he will not be doing a skydive.