The Most Rainy Day of the Week

People aged from 45 to 54 suffer the most from Monday syndromes. More suicides happen on a Monday than any other day of the week. There is less pollution over the weekend because during the week, people go to work and there's more pollution. So that means there's less rain on a Monday. And do you know why? That's absolute bollocks. I am not making this up. Inventing is the word we're looking for, Dan. This is Marmite again. Dan, forget Marmite. You're confusing people."