Top Titty Meat (w/ Michelle Buteau, Josh Johnson, and Jordan Carlos)
Bad Dates
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The First Casualty of the Night
"I asked my mother, because my mother had a BMW. If I could take her BMW to prom, like, could I drive that car?" he says. "She was like, I kill you. If a bird shits on it wrong or something like that, I killed you." He takes the toll road and ends up in this traffic jam. A giant truck stopped short and crashed into him from behind. The entire fucking car crumpled. Me. Worst part, her little flower, her corsage, was in the trunk.
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