I Was Attacked by a Swooping Bird

S swooped down. This is what birds do when they come from the sky and they fly down low. Maybe then fly back up. They swoop down from the sky maybe to eat some food or to poo in my chips. And if they often do this behaviour, they could be called a swooping bird. Because I was attacked by one not too long ago that you may have seen on Instagram,. You were attacked by a swoopingbird. Yeah. Do tell. Well, there's this bird that is very territorial. So it protects its nest. People have helmets in Australia with really long spikes that defend against this swooping bird because the swooping bird is afraid of going near