The Pennine Moorland Explosion

South Yorkshire Police sent over 200 personnel to conduct a 50 square mile search of the Pennine moorland. The search, which cost over 50,000 pounds of public money, lasted for over 15 hours but failed to yield any significant findings. Local businessman Dan Grayson recounted seeing a bright light that moved off before splitting into two and disappearing over the horizon. Perhaps strangest of all was the 11 p.m. reported sighting of an unknown man seen wandering the A57 road by the passengers of a mini-bus. After flagging down the bus, the man requested a lift back to Sheffield but was refused on account of his strange behaviour. Ministry of Defence declared unequivocally that no military exercise of