The Inexplicable Traffic in Newcastle

We were running late for the train on Sunday to go down for the final show because we're recording on a Monday. And there was inexplicable amounts of traffic in Newcastle. I don't know why. There would have been an extra like 50,000 people. Driving all in Newcastle City Centre. Why? To get home. But they might not have stayed there. They might have stayed over the bridge. It's cheaper. So why would they be driving back? No, no. You're finished talking. Dickhead. Not only are you stupid, but not knowing them. You're stupid for not knowing what a keyboard is.