The Cryo Chamber

Cristiano Ronaldo won't play a match without going in his cryo chamber. Jamie Vardy's got one at home and I imagine he's just got a cow hung up in there. You go in there and it sorts out all of your aches and pains. It's a freezing cold chamber of healing. Listeners, don't do a homemade cryo chambers. Barely cut, tops you up. Just pat from a red-born vodka.