How Many Years of Purgatory Diet?

i am actively mortifying the the flesh, or so. I'm pretty sure that that automatically a makes me holy. How many years of purgatory diet? Years and years, am but you know, man,. Is that what the catholics mean when they calld together a diet? Ha ha, ha, ha. But it is dangerous to entertain oneself too much. So stephen, why don't you take us away before we go intat breton?