The Diamond Ring

GPC, is that you? Yes, Aaron, I can confirm this bird is dead. Yeah, it died from being in a big tornado and so all its feathers fell off and its beak cracked off. So we decided to glue on the beak, tape on the feathers. We should have swapped those honestly. And Aaron, it didn't sing. So GPC and I got you a diamond ring. It's not shiny though. Raw, it's not shiny. Raw diamonds aren't shiny. What the fuck? Holy shit. You have to shine it. Oh, Aaron, you're into it. I love it. Wow. No, no, just kidding. Let