The Player Game You Should Remove From the Player Game

Whoever has the pornographic play mat should be eliminated. The player eating during the game shouldn't be allowed to have a big open container of spaghetti. If somebody's fully eating a sloppy sandwich you can tell them i told you to. Rachel weeks of the commander's hair told me that i could kill you because you're being gross conversely um and you only can use this once but at your next commander game  if you bring a tupperware of lobster bisque from home and drink directly from it uh you can tell everyone else at the table that Dan she and of the commander’s fear told you that you get to do it just this one and then no one can get mad