The Sheriff's Secret Police Auction Catalogue

Listeners today is an exciting and important day in Night Vale The sheriff's secret police are holding their annual auction of contraband and seized property. To benefit their purchase of balloons birthday candles yellow cake and a pinata They hope to raise seven point three million dollars And they say the pinata is armored and will be used to crush rebellions Personally, I love the annual auction You never know what sort of fun stuff might come up the catalog has so many interesting items Let's see Lot one is an all-clad dinnerware set Eight pans in cast aluminum for perfect distribution of heat new in the package It's just waiting for you to season it with a dollop of olive oil and start cooking