Skateboard on Your Feet

You need to pop off those little shitty tires. And you got to put on some monster truck wheels. I'll tell you what help to keep your skateboard attached to you is a seat belt attaching you to the seat of the skateboard car. What if you got Nissan on there somewhere? Right Nissan right on the skateboard. Maybe windshield wipers, because it gets rainy. Skateboard on your feet. You could cover yourself in glow sticks that you have to break to make work. When you fall, just be like, Oh shit, folks, the party started. It's a startup promotion. They pay me to do this all around town. Buy a juice arrow and look