How to Be a Great Butt Actor

I was Christopher Lloyd's butt double. They did some extended scenes, completely unnecessary and contextless. That was the year that we invented CGI. I have a close friend who is falling headfirst into what is so clearly a pyramid scheme. It's changed him noticeably in the past few weeks. He's always been a classic hippie stoner type,. but recently he's been dressing like Ward Cleaver and speaking like a life coach.