Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana is the biggest star in all the land. But when she's Miley Stewart, she might as well be a piece of shit. Disney always did this thing in their shows. They had Hannah Montana and Jet Jackson. I felt like they never gave me enough time in the secret life. And so it was a real delight to see Hannah play the forum. For a teenager, I cannot overstate how talented as a child star. She's 16 in this movie. Unbelievable. Her acting as a teenage girl is obviously very cringe. Jackie Chan got nothing on her.