How to Tell if Your Girlfriend Has Sent Nudes

I know your girlfriend has sent nudes. How do you know? Why? You shut up. I'm just really, really crazy about that stuff because I just feel like God forbid my phone gets stolen or something. Jeff Bezos, you think people are looking to hack your phone? He's the richest man in the world. And by the way, Bill Gates was on Stephen Colbert last night and they introduced him as the second richest men in the world; he used to be the richest. Wait for the divorce. No, yeah, right. Well, no, well, Yeah, because Bezos, no Bezos even cut in half. That's still number one.Yeah. Are you Brooklyn