Why Dating is F***ed & Do Cabals Really Run The World? | Ep 259
Alfalfa Podcast
Dating First-Date Fail: Coffee vs. Effortful Dates
Farya criticizes coffee-first dates as friend-zone signals and argues for more intentional, effortful first-date planning.
We uncover the dark side of transactional dating, question the "end times" cabal theory, and debate if finding love is a lost cause, all with special guest Farya.
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Episode Highlights:
🌾 The "Fake Marty" Conspiracy
💥 Eschatology: Geopolitics of the Apocalypse
🤖 That Insane Robot Video Was REAL?!
💔 The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting
✈️Sugar Babies, Dubai & Dating's Dark Side
📈 Hypergamy: The 80/20 Rule of Dating
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Alfalfa Palooza Debrief: Not Enough Beer
· 09:30 - Zbiotics Keeps the Party Going - Sponsor
· 11:45 - A Safe Place for Unpopular Opinions
· 14:15 - Tin-Foil Investigation: Was "Marty" a Paid Actor?
· 18:30 - Inside the 3.5-Hour 'Marty' Rabbit Hole
· 21:45 - Are "End Times" Prophecies Driving Geopolitics?
· 27:10 - Russia's "New Rome" Geopolitical Strategy
· 32:00 - The Prophecy to Demolish the Dome of the Rock
· 36:00 - Why Israel, the US, & Iran Secretly Want the Same War
· 46:20 - Surprise Guest! Welcome, Farya
· 52:15 - The Shockingly Real $16k Humanoid Robot
· 58:00 - The Great Pickleball vs. Tennis Debate
· 01:03:30 - Why Coffee Dates are a First Date Fail
· 01:10:30 - The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting
· 01:25:30 - Dubai's Dark Secret: The "Poop Story"
· 01:36:15 - Hypergamy: Why a Few Men Get All the Women
· 01:50:00 - Love Bombing vs. Being Romantic
· 02:08:00 - Why Aren't People Having Kids Anymore?
· 02:15:30 - The Great Prenup Debate
· 02:29:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign-Off
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