How to Reenact a Civil War Battle

There were fat people watching the civil war going like with a tea cake going like this war is so civil that i have time to eat. One side wins a slavill bring me more sandwiches another side wins uh there'll be more sandwiches not not big red are you a blue or a gray  i'm gray you're gray what what do you rank? No one's gonna correct you i i have a gut and they don't want me commanding anybody why not because of his giggle can't do it take that hill yeah he had his own self-eating penis but I don't know if adam goldberg's here tonight but i've lowered the bar for bad freestyle rap.