The Only Thing Worse Than a Baby Is a Child Molester

"I will never be accepted as anything but a benny down the shore rigt. There are worse things to be though, you know what i mean?" "There is somebody who found this episode who may be an hairbrush stand or maybe a tea shirt shap and next summer, there will be a tea shirt on the jersey shore that reads 'the only thing worse than a baby is a child mollester' I wold put money on it. People would be buying one to wear," he says.