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The Fountain Joke
Fitzsimmons was like somebody stole my fountain joke. I'm always gonna be on the side of like yeah if a comedian sees a fountainYeah he's probably at some point and if he thinks about it long enough or she is gonna go wow we have so much water we just ejaculate it in the sky and throw throw throw money into itlike that's how affluent we are. The bit ended up sort of being a very very funny take but when you have car keys and house keys in your house as a car that's too much to do multiple times then driving down the freeway. "It's not funny that we love theft but we don't love intellectual theft"