
Best Of Book One
My Dad Wrote A Porno
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The Belinda Blink Craze
Pomegranates became such a big thing that at Christmas, on Christmas day, my dad made some special Belinda Blink cocktails for the family. He put in little red peppercorns to be like just a cockroach. Just a cocktail full of pomegranates. Why won't he put pomegranate in it? It's a good question. I mean, it's a classic rocky moment. And I think I Instagrammed it actually on Christmas day. So you put peppercorns in the cocktail. Red peppercorns. They were to look like lots of little ones. Oh, God. Her tits hung freely. That's when I knew I needed to please
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