Is Your Mom Side a Jewish Dad Side or a Christian Mom Side?

I would have loved to be the friend you know cuz then I can laugh about it and then go home and be like I was wild yeah my honey not Cheerios. Like my mom will like drop a plate on accident and my dad will literally just like just vent about itYeah but he has a garden in the back he doesn't go to therapy but he hasa garden. What side of the family do you get the big cock from? Oh my mom's so your mom has a nose no no no no uh what do they call mom side is Jewish dad side is Christian yeah so probably mom's mom side okayyeah. You were in high school you lost a virginity yeah 17