The Fucking World Cup

"I just wish everything in the world was like that last email, you know, because I usually take the bait and I got to be honest with you," he writes. "You'll be great if the greatest rugby player in the world wore a rug, had a toupee just for the double level of that,. You know, and then you couldn't make fun of it, but everyone wanted to, but he was so tough. No one would." He goes on to tell his story about how five women sat right in front of him during an empty theater showing second run movies.