The Nigerian Spirit: A Gay Gay Bread

Each week we ask our guest editors to bring in something to review out of five stars. Nabil, what have you brought in for us this week? Well, as you may be well aware, I am a patriotic Nigerian. Also very homesick but can't quite go to my hometown because I'm a friendly group of guys known as Boko Haram. But that's fine because I have something here that encapsulates the Nigerian spirit. This is a gay gay bread. It's so inclusive you can't say it without saying gay twice. In case you're wondering no, a rat has not chewed a gay gay Bread.