Tina Brown's Wedding

The mall fills with people like a thermometer fills with mercury. The wedding itself is oddly like all the chapters in the biographies are oddly short. It doesn't seem like much interesting happens. She tries to ban rain legs from attending the wedding. Then they put her in the wedding. But somewhere where Diana can't see her, she's like behind a pillar. She gets like the cheap seats. Her dress. When they were designing her dress, they didn't take into account how small the little vehicle would be. And she has to be in there with her dad. Ah, she's just like hot and miserable.