The Weirdness of Jewish Holidays

I always felt like a little weird. Jewish holidays don't have pretty names. We're not marketable. And that's not by design, but it is we're just like, we don't want you. Like if you're not white and Christian and adorable, then who the fuck are you? I knew I just wasn't quite hot enough, but I knew that I was funny. That became my way of getting close to people,. Not inlike a creepy way, just in a, if I can’tFuck you, I can still make you laugh.