How to Defend Yourself From Zombies

Do you ever count the number of steps it takes you to get up a flight of stairs or maybe to go from the sofa to the toilet? No. You used to when I was a kid do stuff like that but don't do it anymore. If I live in a mansion, that's going to be a boring one. Do you ever flip something in the air over and over again until you drop it? So you've got the TV remote control and you're flipping it and catching it, flip, catch. Yes, I do. And then after like 35 steps, toilet, 199, ninety nine, seventy five. Okay, so you don't count your steps to things then.