Is There a Bald Head With a Beard?

The post was, or the keyword I was trying to go after, which just happened to be the keyword when you do the research and the Ahrefs or whatever was sand in pool. And so as an SEO, where somebody who's like creating the content, you're like, how the hell do I work that into a title that makes sense? "I would never consider Bruce Willis like the king of bald men with beards. He almost never has a beard"